A penis fracture, or rupture of the tunica albuginea of the corpus cavernosa as we pornographers like to call it, happens when a sudden shock can cause the erectile tissue to tear. This happens most often during sex when the woman is on top, and the penis slips out and breaks against her perineum. Of course, intense masturbation can also do the trick, as can falling onto something hard while Mr Happy is standing to attention. Surgery is the solution, followed by some serious ice packs and penile splinting. Which means that next time a guy tells you his dick is in a sling, he may just be telling the truth.
I’ve decided to compile a definitive list of sexual traumas, just for fun…
An excerpt from the Planet Sex column at For The Girls.